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Rules
1. Dont whine about getting your ass kicked
2. Dont hold grudges outside of death games
3. No Cyber..or anything sexually explicit
4. Dont just use this page for insulting people, some insults are okay, but this page is mostly for physical attacks, take your insults and gotto insult arena if you must.
5. If someone owns (kills) you, accept it. I don't want to be hearin' about your freakin 'clones' all the time. This rule is in place because people will argue in an idiotic way about who died and who didnt.
6. Don't Spam (Common Sense)
7.Keep on topic, i don't want random conversations going on here, you can send messages to eachother, this is not a junk forum.

[Dil*] is now the new owner, fear

hope this works

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a ragged samuri eyes all competiters wearily and vanishes with one word
"begin!!!!!"

[Milk and cookies]is confused."should'nt there be more people?oh well"she picks up a chair and tosses it at someone

[Milk and cookies] eats a ragged samori"nummy.needs ketchup though"

everyone is scared to chalange [Milk and cookies]?THEY SHOULD BE!

"anyone crazy enough to challange [Milk and cookies] the great??"

"Ahhhhh!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! dont kill me!! Oh, wait, crazy enough, thats me!!! and your right, it does need ketchup" picks up chair and throws at dark_and_pals [eltonandmom]

[Milk and cookies]inhails chair through nose then sneezes it back at elton."aaaaaCHOOOOOO

A wispy character enters the room and asks for a monkey. When he dicovers they are all out, he starts by flinging random objects! "FOOLS YOU HAVE NOT SOLD ME A MONKEY! NOW YOU SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE... $10 DOLLARS" The wispy person booms. "MAKE ALL CHECKS OUT TO Vampire_Soul, THANK YOU ALL FOOLISH NO VAMPIRIAN MORTAL SOUL THINGS!!"

yeah whatever.

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Brought to you, painfully by [Dil*]

hey "stop the voilence"lol

[DarkDestiny] *BLinks looks at the person who wanted a monkey and lezitates a chair and throwns it at him then laughs*
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[Dil*] *hits [adnihilo] in the face with a metal mallet and her nose stays wrinkled "mauahhaha the irony!"

[Del] catches the metal mallet with a sheet of steel before it gets to [adnihilo] and then smashes [Dil*] over the head

[Dil*] *shrugs shoulders "bah, your ruining my fun, besides how can you prevent it when it has already been done? You fool!"

[Del] deigns to not answer and hits [Dil*] with an iron pole

[Dil*] *sets [Del]'s hair on fire and pours gasoline on her

[adnihilo] douses the flames on [Del]'s head.

[Dil*] *Sighs~ "defending people now? The quality of this death game page is going down by the second with you two here" *steps on [adnihilo]'s face several times and sulks away to the wreck-room

[Doormat] crucifies [Del] on a thorn cross

[Weeman] gives [Dil*] a going away cake.

[chrius] realizes he hasn't done anything for a while, so he starts screaming "Affe!! Verprügeln Sie meinen Affen!!"

[adnihilo] follows suit "adversus solem ne loquitor!!"

[chrius] looks around for anyone that speaks german

[Dil*] *gashes [chrius]'s eyes out with a corkscrew

[chrius] looks for his eyes "What was that for!?"

[Dil*] "this is death games whatcha-ya expect?" *kicks [adnihilo] in the face

[chrius] "Can't we all just get along?"

[Dil*] "die."

[Weeman] raised his hand. "I can roughly speak German. Ich kann ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen. Es tut mir leid, aber dein Hund ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat.

[chrius] looks at [Weeman] "Do you have any idea what you said? And no, my dog is not your potato salad...."

[Weeman] nodded. "Ja, ich weiss was ich habe gesprochen, gesprocht.... ummm, which one was correct?"

[Dil*] *lights a fuse

[Doormat] yells "die u nazi assfaces"

[Dil*] "working on that, [Doormat]" *building explodes scattering fiery matter in different places (and killing everyone here)

[Weeman] shakes his head. "Its just boring when somebody says 'I kill everybody' so I just ignore it now..."

[chrius] says "I'm only a quarter nazi!!"

[Dil*] *force feeds [Weeman] with gasoline and lights him on fire
*grins evilly as he explodes

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] *chops off [Weeman]'s head* "muahahahahahah..."

A seed was left when [Weeman] died and his new clone grows at amazing speed. "That's just overkill!!"

[Dil*] *stabs [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]'s eyes out with an oversized novalty plastic spork!!

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] *goes to the nearest jewelers and replaces her stolen eyes with real cat's eyes. "What's with people stealing my eyes?"

[Dil*] "dunno...ooOOoo Shiny!" *rips [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]'s eyes out of their sockets and runs away cackling madly

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] "NOT AGAIN!"

[Red_Comet] enters the arena. "This is pathetic" He presses a button on his watch. Suddenly there is a giant red robot behind him. [Red_Comet] gets in the cockpit. "Now Sazabi, Lets show them how to fight"

[Dil*] *shrugs* "pathetic? i dont think thats the word for it" *cuts off [Red_Comet]'s leg and beats him to death with it

[Red_Comet] can't die that easily! *Sazabi steps on [Dil*].* *Laughs manicially* *crunch* *crunch*

[Dil*]*grumble mumble* "damn mecha crazed freaks" *stabs [Red_Comet]'s eyes out with a plastic spoon*

[Red_Comet] has a mask on. *gets out of sazabi* "Fine I'll fight on your level" * shoots [Dil*]*

*lol "you just shot me?" *ahahaaha, [Dil*] cuts off [Red_Comet]'s head with a battle axe and puts his head on a pole

[Doormat] removes a bolt from [Red_Comet]'s robot and watches with satisfaction as it collapses on itself.

Umbraven enters arena *shouts war cry* "Pinapple" Umbraven pulls out a plastic fork. "oh you're dead now!, gahhh!"Stabs [Red_Comet] Die die! fu fu fu-evil laugh

[Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] comes in.* All right then, who wants to fight me?

[Diablojr. promptly crucifies [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves]

[Anime-Demon] grabs the crucified [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] and runs off into a broom cubord (bad spelling) and locks the door!

[Bovine220] grabs the handle of his very big sharp axe... chops the cuboard into two and slices a nice gory chunk of bloody flesh out [Anime-Demon] arm. [Anime-Demon] cowers in pain as [Bovine220] kicks him in the nuts..........gets out an hammer and repairs the cupbourd!!!!!

[Anime-Demon] grabs [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] again (much to her discust) and runs off to a big bedroom to hide.
not before handing [Bovine220] a big present with a grenade inside.

[Weeman] shouts "*boom* ha ha".
and chops up whats left of [Bovine220]

An angel appears throught the front door with a mini gun shout "i'm the angel of death ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"...........to every ones surprise it shoots them into tiny bit but misses [Anime-Demon] who's hdiding beneath the bed......angel walks up to the remains of [Bovine220] and says "HI"..........instantly his mangeled body regenerates.......[Bovine220] steals the angel of death's mini gun and shoots it......jumps o the bed an waits................................................................

[Anime-Demon] randomly pokes a big pointy thing through the bottom of the bed and stabs [Bovine220]

[Tableau Vivant] comes in the room, looks around and starts singing so that everyone will fall to the ground!!!

[Tableau Vivant] "Wha..? GRRRR don't you all like my singing?!"

[Mira Ravenheart] laughs and skips around [Tableau Vivant] 'Of course we like your singing!" she makes a face and puts on ear phones.

[drakkar] *pulls out earplugs* yeah its great encore encore *puts earplugs back in*

[Mira Ravenheart] smiles innocently and draws her twin daggers.
[drakkar] i think the rules are alive they keep growing ruuuuuun

[Dil*] they wont anymore.
[drakkar] my luck that this will not work

[Tableau Vivant] "WHAT?! why do you have earplugs?!
grrr" *he picks up fluffer the cat and throws it to [Mira Ravenheart]*

[Mira Ravenheart] "What ear plugs?" smiles innocently. "These?" she points at ear phones. "Oh, their just ear phones, I'm listening to the LOTR sound track. It is really very good." Catches the kitty and sets it down gently, then grins at [Tableau Vivant]. "Oh, Vanen, would you like to play with our dear friend here?" She smiles and summons a golden dragon. "Just be careful of his claws."

[Tableau Vivant] "what the...?" *picks up a chair and throws it to the dragon!* "ha! take that!"

[Mira Ravenheart] *laughs happily as the dragon tried to bite [Tableau Vivant]'s head off* *claps hands* "Good show!" *the chair is shattered of the dragon's claw and falls to the ground in peices*

[Tableau Vivant] "aarhg NOT MY HAIR!!!" and he picks up a bigger chair and throws it to the dragons head!

Aargh..
[dee jay] casually wlks in2 th room, avin been dancin in th rain outside, an sees th carnage. confused, he pulls out his tambourine, and bangs it loudly. evry1 turns round, sees [dee jay], n ignores him.
'damn them so much' he says, and throws th tamborine at th nearest thing, tht jus so happens 2 b th dragon.
'oh dear' he says.

[Milk and cookies] returns to kick all your sorry butts.
"who wants to go out for icecream?"
or not
[Milk and cookies] pulls out a chainsaw"hehehehehe blood everywere!"
[Cureless_Toxin]walks in, (immeadately sprayed with blood)"i think im in the right place" walks up behind [Milk and cookies] and sinks her hunting knife into the side of his neck and begins giggleing as blood begins to poole around her feet.
[::Live Life Without the F::] pops out of now where with something strapped to his chest. He then walks up to ~deaths~shado~ and gives a hug !!BOOM!! *blood every where*
[Milk and cookies]pulls knife out of her neck and stabs [Cureless_Toxin] with it before dying on the ground and taken away by paramedics
[Eglagrodion] watches the mess and takes up a bucket with soap and starts to clean...
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] shoots [Eglagrodion] in the heart with a bow and arrow. HA HA HA!!! NOW I AM THE RULER!!!
[Mira Ravenheart] grabs [The Unicorn Queen of Australia] from behind and strangles her. "I think not!"
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] spins around and punches [Mira Ravenheart] biatch
[Eglagrodion] pulls arrow aut of shoulder'' hey im the wood elve here, grabs 4 arrows
and does a triple shot followed by a new arrow at [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]
and helps [Mira Ravenheart] up.
''let's get the unicorn guy''.

[Mira Ravenheart] grins and takes arm. "Sounds good to me." She jumps to her feet and, retreaving her twin daggers, swings at [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]'s head.

[Eglagrodion] grabs longsword and swings to the neck of [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] reaches out and grabs the sword before it gets to her.
but the sword is sharp and cuts thru her hand...
[Eglagrodion] luaghs evil and maniacksly

[Doormat] beats [Eglagrodion] savagely with a dictionary,

[angebob] walks in the room and sits in a corner watching the idiots pathentically brutalizing theyre foes with such pitiful attacks, [angebob] waits for someone to attack him.
[Mira Ravenheart] sits down next to [angebob] and smiles. "hello"
[angebob] looks over at faith and says "hello, fighting no fun for you?" and he gives [Mira Ravenheart] a smile back.
[Mira Ravenheart] "I have nothing against fighting... but I'm just not in the mood" she shrugs casually.
[angebob]gives a grin to [Mira Ravenheart] and swings his sheild over his head and down onto [Mira Ravenheart]'s torso, slashing a hole into her.
[A Forgotten Dream] half smiles. "You are all powerplayers, and imature violent ones at that." Not that she minded violent. [A Forgotten Dream] catches the top[angebob]'s shield and twists it sharply, hitting [angebob] hard with the flat side followed with a cuff to the head.
[A Forgotten Dream] offers [Mira Ravenheart] her hand. "So how's the jerk?"
[angebob] pulls his short sword around from his side and slashes at [A Forgotten Dream] while coming up with his knee to hit heart's unrest's stomach.
[Doormat] promptly comes up behind [angebob] and savagely tears off his head with his teeth
[angebob] pulled a grenade out of his coat right before [Doormat] bit his head off, pulled the pin and as his dead body slumps to the floor, he drops the grenade, and it blows [Doormat] up with angebob's dead body
[Doormat] explodes with so much force his torso and trailing intestines slice [A Forgotten Dream]'s head off
[Celorfiwyn]calmly grabs his rifle (that is hidden under his clothes) walks behind diabloJr,sticks the rifle through diablos pants to a very sensitive hole then pulls the trigger,soforth diablos head blows up sky high spreading pieces off skull and brain evrywhere(luckily i got very good cleaning spells ) and stands above the results of the massacare...
[Doormat] shoves a magic wand into [Celorfiwyn]'s stomach and causes him to crap flaming diarrhea and expell his fluids from his mouth.

yumm...sounds delicious,but its not over yet,[Celorfiwyn]grabs[Doormat]from his throat sticks him sitting on a 7meters long flagpole(which by the way is sharp and covered with shatters of glass,tabasko and just for the taste...a cherry on the top)so as he sits on it ,it slowly moves twards his head causing horrible agony(remembering what the whole shit is covered with,it gives a little extra kick to it,don't you think) and the more he moves and stragles the more faster will the pole slip in his a**...oh and by the way this pole is also used as a ground connection for magic so don't even think of morphing your self out of there or anything...enjoy >8]
[Doormat] shoves [Celorfiwyn]'s magic down his throat and rips his spine out. "I always liked my ribs fresh," Diablo says as he devours [Celorfiwyn]'s body

ooff...this is getting interesting..hmm let's see[Celorfiwyn]rips's [Doormat]'s testicles(assumig he's a guy)out replaces them with hes eyes,eyes he sticks to diablo's ass...mmm must be a beatiful sight,after that Celor rips diablos lips and tongue off and sticks em' to Diablos scrotch(this is an extremely hard masturbating form hich is highly adored amongst fakirs and guru's,they're pretty much the only ones cabable of performing this without braking their back),arent you happy i taught it to you,diablo,there arent many who can do that...after this ashaming session [Celorfiwyn]takes his somewhat weird looking tools and rips diablos skin off exposing the bare nerve system to everything possible alone the wind now causes extreme pain,not to mention the chili powder Celor sprouded on him (considering this i propably should let him die)...grande finale:[Celorfiwyn] summons a giant boot which slowly crushes [Doormat] into a little pile of smashed bones and blood...see you in crematory :)

[Doormat] walks out of the boot and slashes [Celorfiwyn] with a dirty HIV infected bottle. Then he throws salt, alcohol, lemons, vinegar, and hydrolic acid on the wounds so they fester.

yikes...i can't respond now please leave a message after the 'beeb'...i g2g...but i'll be back

[Celorfiwyn]returns from the hospital somewhat broken,he gives [Diablo jr] a murderous stare and jumps straight at him,( im sorry ,but i couldn't think of a more painful revenge) and simply rapes him,sticks the antidote to his own arm and laughs hysterically,since that was the only antidote,but then he realizes what he just did and goes home ashamed...damn!

[angebob] walks in and sees a massacure where he used to fight, he looks for a severed head, finds one with long hair laying on the ground, picks up a oddly made glass covered and something else on it, sticks the head to it and starts cleaning. "resurection sucks, i always come back as the janitor" he says then walks away fealing kind f awkward after cleaning a mess like that, "i mgonna take a shower" he says to himself then leaves.

Suddenly [Amor Vincit Omnia] walks in with a huge bright shining smile that blinds everybody in the room including [angebob] and takes a bow and arrow and shoots directly into everybodys heart and they die instantly ~walks away~

"Hey [Amor Vincit Omnia] you missed me!" walks over and on bodies littered on the floor. "Talk about making a girl feel special. You could at least got me in the leg!" Punches [Amor Vincit Omnia] in the face. "But you kill everyone else and let me live! That hurt!" Jumps up wall and uses it as leverage to kick [Amor Vincit Omnia] in the head. Lands on a guy making his way up off the ground and puches him, knocking him unconcious.

[Akayume] kicks [angelbob] "ha!"

[coochycoo] loads knives into an uzi "aaaaaaargh" shoots in every direction

[angebob] wakes up to someone kicking him "bastard" he says then grabs his lag and slams [Akayume] into a wall face first.(its [angebob] not [anglebob])

[Akayume] oh whatever. (and its leg, not lag)

[IcyFollower] picks up [Akayume] and chuck's her at a wall

[IcyFollower] gravs a steal bat and hits [Akayume] upside the head!

[Akayume]*chops off link's head* idiot.

[IcyFollower]puts his head back on with duck tape

[Akayume] <.<''' *chops links body in half and hides one half somewhere*

[IcyFollower] grows lower half back then savigaly bites [Akayume]'s head off

[Akayume] *puts head back on* *sticks tongue out*

[IcyFollower] laughing while mooning [Akayume] then [IcyFollower]'s pet monkey gravs 2 uzi's and shoots at every one in the room except [IcyFollower]and then [IcyFollower] devores [Akayume]'s body

[Akayume] *comes back in spirit and takes over your body*

[IcyFollower] pukes up [Akayume]'s body

[Akayume] makes you walk into a wall numerous times.

[IcyFollower] ow.........

[Jayy Will Murder] walks in strapped with swords, sawed of shot gun, and a wand. (heehee) Points shotgun at [Akayume]s head and blows it to bunch of itsy spiders.

2004-04-30 [Reddimund]: Hahahahahahahaha...I told you you can't kill me. You'd best call for help my friend. Your gonna need it.

2004-04-30 [Reddimund]: Tackles [Reyin] and lays him out on the floor. Stepping on his chest, she grabs his arms then rips 'em right out of thier sockets. Then she commences beating him with his own arms.

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: i didn't have a chose you wouldn't let me explain myself

2004-04-30 [Reddimund]: Aaaaahhhhhggggg! Now i can't go home with a bite on my neck. What will my husband think!

2004-04-30 [Reddimund]: She pulls back holding her neck. "Explain what?"

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: ok takes stupid i am using real moves that can be used in real life.it was good up it'll then

2004-04-30 [Reddimund]: okay didn't know we had restriction...I assumed this was an all out brawl area magic included.

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: hey wiccanchild are you here

2004-04-30 [Reddimund]: Rules 1. Dont whine about getting your ass kicked 2. Dont hold grudges outside of death games. And so on....

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: i am not whining its just not right that the way you are fighting is not real

2004-04-30 [Reddimund]: ok, i'll use "real" fighter moves from now on...

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: so can we do this right

2004-04-30 [Reddimund]: Maybe later i g2g get some thien to eat...i'm starving.

2004-04-30 [Reddimund]: Later dude!

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: ok

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: hey wiccanchild are you here?

2004-04-30 [Dame der Mitternacht]: i am here

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: yeah

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: ok this is the best place in cyber space

2004-04-30 [Dame der Mitternacht]: really.. never been in here before.. sorry for the delay.. I am still doing work in class as well as this..

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: hey its a cool

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: so whats up

2004-04-30 [Dame der Mitternacht]: not anymore though.. I'm done.. but I have to go in about 20-30 minutes..

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: me in 8

2004-04-30 [Dame der Mitternacht]: not to much.. just sitting here..ha

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: yeppers

2004-04-30 [Dame der Mitternacht]: so you have to go soon

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: yeah but i will be right back on i am in tech so i have to go back to school ok.

2004-04-30 [Dame der Mitternacht]: alright.. so I will talk to you later?? around 1 or so.. well it would be I think 11 for you

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: sure

2004-04-30 [Dame der Mitternacht]: alrighty.. talk to you later then.. bye..

2004-04-30 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: *smashes both [Reyin] and [Dame der Mitternacht] over the head with a anvil*

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: hey don't start that crap

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: hey are you here

2004-04-30 [Greenly]: hello.. lets talk like we use to.. this is to slow...^_^

2004-04-30 [Azuri]: *hugs reyin*Found you!

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: but here we can fight

2004-04-30 [Azuri]: *looks at him* hmm i dont understand

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: i like to fight so i come here when i can't fight outside.

2004-04-30 [Azuri]: oh ok

2004-04-30 [Tiger Shark]: can I bite off your arm?

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: so what do you want to fight with *sword prefed*

2004-04-30 [Reyin]: no we are using real fighting skills

2004-04-30 [Tiger Shark]: like tooth and claw? *grins*

2004-04-30 [drakkar]: *knocks tiger shark in the back of the head* teeth dont hurt *hands tiger shark a spear* use this

2004-04-30 [A Forgotten Dream]: No no! *takes spear and stabs drakkar with it* you need this *hands tiger shark a piked war axe* this will hurt more *wink*

2004-04-30 [drakkar]: no no no* takes axe and throws !t back at saphira* use this much more painful *gives tiger shark gattling gun and thinks what have i done*

2004-04-30 [A Forgotten Dream]: Oh good job!!!! You gave tiger shark a big gun *takes out own BIGGER gun and starts shooting rounds*

2004-04-30 [drakkar]: *puls out custom gattling gun and missle launcher and joins in* destruction is fuun

2004-04-30 [A Forgotten Dream]: *evil laugh* yes it is! *starts shooting drakkar after finished shooting everything else in sight* oh...*is dissapointed* I'm out of amo...hmm...I do have a predicament now then...*starts waving gun* oh well *hits drakkar with gun*

2004-04-30 [drakkar]: unfortunatley for you i am not *uloads all the rest of his ammo on saphira* then hits with steel pole* that felt good

2004-04-30 [Reddimund]: Well this seems to be the most active fighter page in all of elftown.

2004-04-30 [drakkar]: a nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: whatever that means....you ready to fight?

2004-05-01 [drakkar]: *is standing on your head* sure why not nothing better to do*whips out zanbato and dissapers*

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: Ready or not, here it comes....*knocks [drakkar] off of her then grabs a chair and hits him on the head with it. Then he suddenly vanishes.*

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: hey where'd he go? *looks around baffled*

2004-05-01 [drakkar]: *slices chair in half and shoots round form shotgun end of the zanbato* custom weapon made !t myself

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: Nice, pulls small crossbow from under her cloak, aims then fires poisen dart.

2004-05-01 [drakkar]: ohhh crossbow preeeeety*sidesteps dart and charges with zanbato*

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: oh no....runs in zigzag hoping to avoid his rush.

2004-05-01 [drakkar]: alright i will run at 50% * runs behind you and puts zanbato point to your back* hmmm what to doo remember speed wins the battle

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: Alright, twirls around and grabs the zanbato...whacks [drakkar] with the weapon.

2004-05-01 [drakkar]: owww that hurt guess now i have to use this *snaps fingers zanbato dissolves and i am holding a gattling gun* bang bang *fires a full assult*

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: oh shnapp, ducks for cover under bullet proof table

2004-05-01 [drakkar]: why do people always do things the hard way*whips out missle launchers and fires*

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: changes tactics and whips out her grande launcher....fires seven ganades the first collides with the missle exploding between the two fighters

2004-05-01 [drakkar]: BOOM BOOM CRAZY TIME*drops missle launchers and kicks back the hand grenades*

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: hahahaha those are dummie granades. only the first one had any explosives in it.

2004-05-01 [drakkar]: ohh well 55% spins around and kicks you in the back of the head*

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: rushes [drakkar] and tackles him to the ground. then punches him several times in the face....That's for sending a missle at me

2004-05-01 [drakkar]: and this is for no good reason*dissloves into the earth as a tree falls ontop of you*

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: *bones crushed into the ground, blood & guts splattered everywhere. [Reddimund]'s spirit floats off in to the neitherworld.

2004-05-01 [drakkar]: *watches spirit* bye bye spooky person

2004-05-01 [Tableau Vivant]: *sees the spirit flies by while he was sitting and watching people beat the crap out of eachother* "huh? someone died??? YAY"

2004-05-01 [drakkar]: wow somebody died in invicible land scary*runs home and sits in a corner*

2004-05-01 [Wyndon]: *Follows and comforts*

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: *spirit sees a perfectly good body to inhabit a drifts towards it.*

2004-05-01 [Dil*]: *takes a pickaxe and removes the back part of [Reddimund]'s head.

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: Owww, hey that's not.....moves out of the way of another swing

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: takes double edge battle axe and chops [Dil*] leg with it. Hahahahahaha

2004-05-01 [Wyndon]: ooh!That's gonna hurt in the morning

2004-05-01 [Reddimund]: swings battle axe around to connect with [Wyndon]'s left arm. Hehehehehehe.

2004-05-02 [Dil*]: *crushes [Reddimund]'s arm with a large rock.

2004-05-02 [Wyndon]: OW!That wasnt' nice!Now you must pay*Sings her happy song*Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy,let's all play!Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy,let's all play!Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy,let's all play!Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy,let's all play!

2004-05-02 [Reddimund]: aaahhhggg!, now you've done it.

2004-05-02 [Dil*]: *screams and clutches her ears, then decides to do something more rational.....puts [Wyndon]'s head in the oven on 'super-bake'.

2004-05-02 [Wyndon]: Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy,let's all play!Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy,let's all play!Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy,let's all play!Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy,let's all play!

2004-05-02 [Reddimund]: Looks around the room and spots a barrel of apples. Grabs one and stuff it into [Wyndon]'s mouth. Now stop that incesant singing.

2004-05-02 [Dil*]: *grins, here's a better idea, rips [Wyndon]'s tongue out.

2004-05-02 [Wyndon]: Fevry fooby foopar fappy!

2004-05-02 [Dil*]: LOLOLOL that's classic XD

2004-05-02 [Wyndon]: *Bleeds to death*

2004-05-02 [Reddimund]: ROTF-LMAO. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

2004-05-02 [Dil*]: *rolls [Wyndon]' body into a nearby hole.

2004-05-02 [Reddimund]: Ooops, realizing her arm is crushed and the back of her head has been slashed, she runs to a nearby hospital get patched up and returns ready for more.

2004-05-02 [Wyndon]: *Lifeless*

2004-05-02 [Reddimund]: *sways a bit* Hmmmm....at least i think i'm ready.

2004-05-02 [Wyndon]: Mmmmph.......

2004-05-02 [Reddimund]: *hears bearly audible breathing coming from the hole. Me thinks the elf is not dead yet.

2004-05-02 [Wyndon]: *Wakes up*Huh?Who?Where?

2004-05-02 [Reddimund]: See, I told ya.

2004-05-02 [Wyndon]: G2g.

2004-05-02 [Reddimund]: later t-elf.....I feel much better now, grabs [Dil*] and throws him to the ground, then tries to stomp on his face.

2004-05-02 [Reddimund]: good bye all.

2004-05-02 [Dil*]: "gah..i'm not a guy XD" *gives [Reddimund] a goodbye stab in the back with a pike.

2004-05-02 [drakkar]: *still in corner*

2004-05-02 [A Forgotten Dream]: Drakkar come out of your corner, I have more amo now *loads gun*

2004-05-02 [drakkar]: sweeet* returns to battle feild and loads weapons*

2004-05-03 [Wyndon]: *Is ttill in hole*MOON PRISIM MAKEUP!TRANSFORM TO SUPER SAILOR SUN!*Is just standing there holding a toy sailor moon grail*

2004-05-03 [drakkar]: *smacks the saloir moon girl* crappy anime imatation

2004-05-03 [Reyin]: [Reddimund] you here

2004-05-03 [A Forgotten Dream]: *looks at Tiggerhappy elf funny* um...*looks at toy* right...*shoots toy* much better...now where were we?

2004-05-03 [drakkar]: i think you wanted to go again because you ran out of ammo

2004-05-04 [Wyndon]: *Sob*Okay,so pretending to be a sailor scout didn't work.PIKACHU!I CHOOSE YOU!

2004-05-04 [Dame der Mitternacht]: hhmmmm.. pokemon huh.. ??

2004-05-04 [Wyndon]: *Tosses a stuffed pikachu"Sqeeck*Um.....

2004-05-04 [A Forgotten Dream]: *sigh* sits down and crosses legs. I was quite good with the 'pokemon' in my own time *says with nostalgia* *reloads gun*

2004-05-04 [Wyndon]: Ah I know!*Leaves and comes back inside a WORKING REAL gundam*Whoop!

2004-05-04 [A Forgotten Dream]: *looks up* hm...interesting, that I did not atticipate.

2004-05-04 [Wyndon]: Whoohoo!*Crushes stuff*Now...*Leaves and comes back riding a blue eyes white dragon*WHITE LIGHTNING!*Burns saphira to a crisp*

2004-05-04 [A Forgotten Dream]: *is disgrunted* *ashes rise up to choke blue eyes white dragon* *leaving Tiggerhappy elf alive* *ashes reform into Saphira (blue dragon)* *growls and bites tiggerhappy elf's head off* a little crunchy

2004-05-04 [Wyndon]: *Shifts to shadow dragon form*Bring it on!*Disappeers into the shadows*

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *grabs trigg from the shadows* what did i tell you!?!!?!?!?!?!?

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Nothing.And if you DID tell me somthing,I probly wasn't listing.

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *drags you off to another page*

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Meep!

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *still dragging*

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: What'd you tell me?!

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: no shadow dragons gives us a worse reputation

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Oops,sorry.*Shifts to light dragon*How's that?

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: better

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: *Cuddles drak*

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *cuddles trigg*

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: *Licks him on the cheek*

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *huggs and kisses* umm wait

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Hm?

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: this is the angrey page

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Yeh!*Stabs Drak*Haha!*Sings her evil song*Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy LETS ALL PLAY!

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *bites off your tounge and slices !t to little parts* evrybody super happy no more singing

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy LETS ALL PLAY!Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy LETS ALL PLAY!Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy LETS ALL PLAY!*Evil happy teddy bear clones in background*Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy LETS ALL PLAY!Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy LETS ALL PLAY!Everybody super happy,everybody super happy,everybody super happy LETS ALL PLAY!

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *flames teddy clones and puts in earplugs*

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: *Barney the dinoisaur enter!*I love you....

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: n noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*slicesoff barneys head revealing some blind guy* I WAS RIGHT MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Ryou:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: I KNEW NO ONE WHO COULD SEE WOULD WEAR SOMETHING SO RIDICULOUS ANS STUPID

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: So true

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: well i feel better

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Yup!*Pounces on him and stabs him in the head*I LURVE YOU!

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *rips off your leg* and i luuuuuurve you to

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Ryou:Sooo beutiful! Trigg:*Beats drak with her leg*

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *catches leg in mouth* mmmmmmmmmmmm tasty

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: *Licks the blood off his forehead*Mm-mm good!

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *sucks the blood from the leg* yes so good

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: *Puts her tonge down the hole in his forehead*Mmm!Gormet!

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: hey thas my emrgeny rations

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: *Sweatdrop*

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *eats sweatdrop*

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: My sweatdrop!You bastard!*Stabstab8

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: fine *makes sweatdrop here*

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Thank you!*Stops stabbing*

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: your welcome

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Mew!Hugs*

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *huggs*

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: *Is a happy elf*

2004-05-05 [Dil*]: "AHHHH what's with all the love in deathgames!?" *stabs [Wyndon] in the back with a sharp piece of rock.

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *watches thehappy one*

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Ow!Damnit,Dilan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: ?????

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Dilan's a dillholze!

2004-05-05 [Dil*]: "ahahaahaha fear the evil" *pegs [drakkar] in the head with a football.

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Drak!Mah lurve!*Hel;ps up*

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: pwww *kicks soccerball at dills head*

2004-05-05 [Dil*]: "ahhhh i think you've killed me with bad spelling, just about" *puts a hole in [drakkar]'s head with a baseball bat.

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: ahahahah dill dill dill dill i kllied yuo

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Ooh!That's gonna hurt in the morning!*Grabs real grail*MOON PRISIM MAKEUP!SUPER SAILOR SUN!*Transforms*HIYA!

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *walks off disturebed*

2004-05-05 [Dil*]: "By god..not sailor moon..my brain hurts" *strangles [Wyndon] with her own sailor moon hair.

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Let's go!

2004-05-05 [Dil*]: *tightens it.

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *returns with camera crew*

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Shit!Gah!*Whips out battle scythe*SCYTHE OF DEMENTION!*Slices air and sends dillan the dillhole to a differant dimention*Phew*

2004-05-05 [Dil*]: *wacks [drakkar] with his own camera.

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *thinks good thing i am just the feild manager

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Battle scythe!*Chops off everyone in the crew's heads off8

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: wel at least i do not have to pay them

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Dillan is gone now!

2004-05-05 [Dil*]: lol...true, true.

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: O.OWha-huh-uhhhh....ZUH!

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *pulls out camera*

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: *Sends the camera to a differant dimention*There!

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: awwww *walks off*

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: Awww!*Fells sorry and sends drak to the camera dimention*

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *looks around*ooooooo pretty

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: There!

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: *happy but feels like being watched*

2004-05-05 [Wyndon]: *is watchin through her dimension sphere*Good watchin1

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: AHHHH WHO SAID THAT?

2004-05-05 [Doormat]: *beats drakkar with a hose* "I'll hose you good mofo!"

2004-05-05 [drakkar]: ahahahahahah i got all that on film for the courts

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